Our Van Is At The Doctor!

We want to thank all our friends who donated to the Glossary transmission fund, especially the good folks from Postcard From Hell. We feel so lucky and humbled to know so many awesome, kind people…and we promise to rock as hard as we possibly can to earn it. Thanks to y’all, the Beauville is gettin’ all fixed up this week….–Kelly

2 Responses to “Our Van Is At The Doctor!”

  1. David Hampton Says:

    I’m glad you guys will be holy rollin’ and rockin’ soon. Since April is National Poetry Month, I thought y’all would get a kick out of this poem by Michael Chitwood, an Appalachian and Southern poet from NC.

    On Being Asked to Pray for a Van

    My evangelical brethren have let me know,
    via the quarterly fundraising letter,
    that they can’t get the gospel around
    because their van has given up the ghost.
    God in the machine, help them.
    I lift up their carburetor and their transaxle.
    Bless them with meshed gears and a greased cam shaft.
    Free their lifters.
    Deliver their differential
    and anoint their valves and their pistons.
    Unblock their engine block
    and give them deep treaded tires.
    Their brakes cry out to You. Hear them, O Lord.
    Drive out the demons from their steering column
    and come in to the transmission
    that they may know the peace of passing.
    Minister even unto the turn indicator.
    Creator Spirit, Holy Maker of the Universe,
    give them gas.

  2. John Says:

    “Holy Maker of the Universe, give them gas” I love it! cool poem…

    Glad the van is getting all fixed up. Can’t wait top see you guys in Atlanta on May 1st. I hope the Earl is packed out.

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